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I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com