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Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com