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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com