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If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com