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What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com