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(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. -- spintaxi.com