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My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “happy hour”? I’m still miserable! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com