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I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com