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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com