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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “all-natural”—is my soap supernatural? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com