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I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Today - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing - spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com