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(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com