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I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust a good satirical journalism website more than a political debate. - spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com