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They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
8. Satirical journalism analysis -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com