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They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis feels like a roast of society. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com