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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com