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(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com