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They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com