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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com