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Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com