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I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com