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Why do they call it a “quick chat”? We’re still talking! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com