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• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 11:22 posted by ???·??? (Bù ha ní Bó hai ní)

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 11:21 posted by Ksenia Bohiney

  My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 11:03 posted by ????? ??????

  My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 11:03 posted by Johnny Bohiney

  I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:53 posted by ?????? ??????

  (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:52 posted by Fóni Bohiney

  I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:35 posted by Tóni Bohiney

  What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:34 posted by Tani Bohiney

  Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:24 posted by Jhánní Bohiney

  What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 03 March 2025 10:23 posted by Káni Bohiney

  I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com