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People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com