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People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com