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If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Parody - spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com