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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! -- spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com