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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com