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(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com