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(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com