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There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is what happens when people stop taking bad ideas seriously. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com