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(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast track”—I’m still crawling! -- spintaxi.com