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(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com