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I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you missed the point. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com