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I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
Real journalists fear losing credibility; satirical journalists fear becoming obsolete. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should be required reading in schools. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick start” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com