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Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com