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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism humor ever stopped, how would we cope with reality? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com