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(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pressure”? I’m stressed! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy wine tasting—left with a buzz and a $12 bottle of regret. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com