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I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Online - spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com