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(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism news stories age better than the government’s official records. - spintaxi.com