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My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “discount code”? It’s a myth! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com