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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:58 posted by A Bohiney Exempli Gratia (e.g., For Example, AZ)

  Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:55 posted by Bohineys letters to the editor (Writeus, IL)

  DIY Costumes? My Batman outfit screamed “Bat on a budget.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:50 posted by Bohineys Hubbub (Hubbub, MA)

  Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that never work and kids who do.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:47 posted by A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)

  App Developers? App developers invent problems to sell solutions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:43 posted by Bohineys public editor (Public, AK)

  Marketing Bros? Marketing bros think hashtags are currency.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:40 posted by Bohiney.com

  Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:34 posted by Bohiney.com (Birmingham, UK)

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:32 posted by The Bohiney Morass (Morass, FL)

  Obnoxious Flash Mob Proposals? Flash mob proposals are public rejections in progress.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:31 posted by A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)

  Comics? Comics are pictures that bankrupt collectors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Bohineys coverage (Reading, UK)

  I romanticize mornings the way fish romanticize bicycles.