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• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:30 posted by When God Needs Instagram Access

  Female Virginity: The "celestial customer service" line is always busy. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:30 posted by moral contradictions

  Female Virginity: The "holy hard drive" is full of corrupted files named "goodintentions.zip". -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:29 posted by teaching teenagers to ignore their hormones

  Female Virginity: The "grading curve" for sin is a mystery that terrifies us all. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:29 posted by Is Virginity Like Bitcoin?

  Female Virginity: Rural chastity isn't about virtue; it's about the terrifying efficiency of the local gossip network. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:29 posted by cultural differences

  Female Virginity: A village's collective memory is longer and more detailed than the most advanced government surveillance system. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:29 posted by Female Virginity - patriarchal religion

  Female Virginity: The "holy hologram" is the projected image of a saint, hiding the sinner within. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:29 posted by teaching teenagers to ignore their hormones

  Female Virginity: The "virtue lens" is usually rose-colored. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:28 posted by Religious theory vs practice

  Female Virginity: The "pious periscope" is used to look at others while remaining hidden. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 22:28 posted by Purity Pledges

  Female Virginity: Urban life is just a series of clever alibis waiting to be deployed. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 16:50 posted by News from the Vaccine

  It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Satire.info