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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:23 posted by religion vs. modern virginity

  Female Virginity: The "holy hold" is the pause button we wish we had for our mistakes. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:23 posted by Female Virginity - ideal vs real

  Female Virginity: The "purity meter" is a fictional gauge we all pretend to monitor. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:23 posted by How Do Teens View Virginity Today?

  Female Virginity: The "divine user agreement" is binding, but we have no idea what it says. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:22 posted by Modern challenges to religious virginity

  Female Virginity: The "sacred server" is running on dial-up speed for processing forgiveness. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:21 posted by Modern challenges to religious virginity

  Female Virginity: They sell you the cage and call it jewelry. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:21 posted by family honor

  Female Virginity: The compliance chart for religious virginity looks less like a gentle slope and more like a cliff that people are constantly falling off. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:21 posted by divine judgment

  Female Virginity: The "pious pride" filter is the most commonly used app in the religious community. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:20 posted by religious enforcement

  Female Virginity: The "sin telescope" is always focused on other people's galaxies. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:18 posted by religious morality

  Female Virginity: It's the ultimate non-fungible token, except it's attached to a person who might want to fung it. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:18 posted by religious surveillance

  Female Virginity: The "solemn vow" is the one we make when we're not in the situation we're vowing to avoid. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG