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• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:06 posted by sacred texts

  Female Virginity: The Ten Commandments would have been a lot different if they'd been composed as a series of tweets with a strict character limit. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:06 posted by Female Virginity - generational shift

  Female Virginity: The "virtue vigilante" is the most dangerous kind of busybody. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:06 posted by Oops, I Did It Again: The Pledge Breakdown

  Female Virginity: The "chastity quest" is a fool's errand dressed up as a noble pursuit. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:06 posted by teaching teenagers to ignore their hormones

  Female Virginity: Saint Peter isn't checking a list; he's reviewing a complex case file with appendices. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:06 posted by female virginity

  Female Virginity: The real "last judgment" is just a giant class-action lawsuit against the human race. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:05 posted by Virginity and Social Media

  Female Virginity: The concept of "technical virginity" is humanity's greatest legalistic achievement since the corporation. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:04 posted by Female Virginity - religious theory

  Female Virginity: The "moral mission" is an assignment we didn't ask for and can't complete. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:04 posted by religious surveillance

  Female Virginity: The "life app" is glitchy, poorly designed, and has no user manual. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:04 posted by Satire on Virginity

  Female Virginity: The "celestial cloud" is where our sins are backed up, just in case we need to retrieve them later. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Tuesday, 04 November 2025 23:04 posted by Chastity in Religion

  Female Virginity: The "proof of work" for virginity is a lot more complicated and a lot less verifiable than any cryptocurrency. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG