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Overprotective Parents? My mom didn’t let me play outside, but somehow she trusted me with the internet.
Fragrance Addicts? If your perfume arrives before you do, you’re weaponized.
My spirit animal is a calendar reminder.
Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are just breakup therapy with microphones.
Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
Friend Group Power Dynamics? Friend groups are dictatorships disguised as brunch.
Group Projects? Group projects are just unpaid internships for one person.
Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
Baby Mishaps? Changing diapers is like defusing bombs—except the bombs scream at you.
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