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• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:22 posted by 99 Unemployement

  Awkward Zoom Calls? Awkward Zoom calls are just awkward meetings with worse angles.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:17 posted by 99 of Britons Will Be Unemployed

  Haunted Garden Gnomes? My gnome moved three inches, and I don’t mow anymore.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 22:14 posted by 99 of Americans Will Be Unemployed

  Weight Loss Journeys? Weight loss journeys are mostly traffic jams at fast food.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:55 posted by Bohineys Sorcerer (Sorcerer, FL)

  Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are just breakup therapy with microphones.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:55 posted by The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)

  I don’t ghost; I museum-piece myself.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:55 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)

  I thought I had imposter syndrome; turns out I’m just new.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:54 posted by The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)

  Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:54 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)

  Crypto Retreats? Crypto retreats are vacations in denial.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:50 posted by Bohineys Light at the End of the Tunnel (Tunnel, PA)

  I don’t ghost; I fade in HD.
• Comment Link Saturday, 06 September 2025 16:50 posted by The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)

  Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.