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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:37 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Magic Tricks? Magic tricks are lies with applause.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:35 posted by The Bohiney Juggler (Juggler, OR)

  Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:55 posted by A Bohiney Huckster (Huckster, MO)

  Drunk Texting? Drunk texting is karaoke for thumbs.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:49 posted by The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)

  I practice gratitude and petty—yin and win.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:36 posted by The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)

  Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:22 posted by The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)

  Drama in Group Therapy? If your group therapy has drama, congrats—it’s improv.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:21 posted by Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)

  Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:18 posted by Bohiney.com

  I pack snacks like the plot might thicken.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:12 posted by The Bohiney shebang (Shebang, LA)

  My love life is “some assembly required.”
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 05:11 posted by Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)

  I’m emotionally available between snacks.