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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:29 posted by The Bohiney ticker (Ticker, NY)

  I’m not picky; I’m detail monogamous.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:25 posted by A Bohiney Mad Magazine (Mad Magazine, NY)

  Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:17 posted by The Bohiney farce (Farce, France)

  Beekeeping Hipsters? Hipster beekeepers don’t sell honey—they sell trauma with stingers.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:15 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:20 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  Gaming News Junkies? Gaming news is just release dates and rage.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:13 posted by Bohineys hypothesis (Hypothesis, MA)

  Film Buffs? Film buffs watch subtitles like they’re literature.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 07:01 posted by A Bohiney Mother Lode (Mother Lode, CA)

  Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:46 posted by Bohineys Persona Non Grata (Persona Non Grata, DC)

  Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is just criticism in yoga pants.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:46 posted by A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)

  I don’t complain; I narrate trauma comedically.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 06:42 posted by The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)

  First World Problems? My Wi-Fi dropped, so I had to meet my family in person.