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Travel Agencies? Travel agencies are middlemen for Expedia.
Sculpture Gardens? Sculpture gardens are just expensive lawns with excuses.
TikTok Cooking Trends? TikTok recipes are just kitchen fires with background music.
Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
I don’t ghost; I air-drop excuses.
Music Stores? Music stores are guitar stores with dust.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
Guitar Bros? Guitar bros always know “Wonderwall.”
Grammar Police at Parties? Correcting grammar at parties guarantees you go home alone.
Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.